Overthinker SARA(SISSY)

A complete and utterly unbiased dossier on SARA (Sissy) — drama royalty, tantrum specialist, chronic overthinker, and the proud owner of one very mota muhh. Read at your own risk.

The Charges // 05 counts of being SARA

1. SARA is a DRAMA queen.verified
   Level 100 acting. A missing spoon is an Oscar-worthy tragedy, and the whole room must witness it.
2. SARA has a lot of tantrums.frequent
   Comes in seasons — sometimes daily, sometimes hourly. Warning: may escalate over Wi-Fi, food, or "nobody asked me".
3. SARA is mota muhh.indisputable
   The cheeks have their own postcode. Squeeze-worthy, pinch-worthy, 100% certified round.
4. Sissy is best.final ruling
   Case closed. Sissy wins — no appeals accepted, judges' bench has left the chat.
5. My bonus points: 🎭
   — Secretly the softest heart in the room — the drama is just a cover.
   — First to laugh, louder than everyone else, every time. 📢
   — Would fight the whole world for her people… then deny it. 🥊
   — Legendary exit queen — storms off, returns in 5 minutes with snacks. 🚪🍿
   — Mota muhh energy is actually unlimited charm.